feathergazzle

Having feathers glued to your vagina for decoration.

Did you hear Cindy got her vagina feathergazzled? It looks great!

by supersonicnights March 4, 2012

featherwhistle

when ur @ a sick strip club and getting a heck of a lap dance when all of a sudden the stripper poots but instead of just stink coming out it whistles a cool little tune

"bro, i was @ the booby trap this afternoon and gertrude totally featherwhistled in my face."

by sealander September 5, 2013

Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.

She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.

by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013

Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.

during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!

by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014

featurephone

A cellular or mobile phone with only a few basic applications installed, e.g. messaging/SMS, calculator and calendar, and either a very limited app store, or none at all. May or may not connect to the Internet.

They generally lack the large touchscreens, opting instead for a smaller screen controlled via a dial pad and D-pad, or a QWERTY board; two-to-four context-sensitive "soft keys"; and a back/end call key opposite a talk/enter key.

All keys in the above paragraph are physical buttons on an older form-factor phone, ala candy bar or clamshell.

I don't want one of those so-called "smart phones," my featurephone works just fine for me.

by Batfan1939 September 27, 2014

Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

featherheart

Light hearted, fun loving, one who doesn't see how amazing they truly are inside and out! A little mischievous and inappropriate at times but hilarious! Many don't take the time to get to know who they really are but if they did would never let them go! Definitely not normal because normal is boring. Sweet, caring, and a genuine friend! If you find your featherheart, count yourself truly lucky to be a part of their lives!!!! One who can accomplish great things if they set their mind to it! Truly out of the ordinary with a personality that you just don't find everyday. They are very funny and make life so much better with them in it!!!! Random and non specific in a way that is endearing. Likes to debate ideas and pushes people's buttons to get a reaction out of them. Would make a great lawyer or a computer/game designer. Is easy on the eyes and truely amazing!!!!! They are playful! They are very much the type you want to marry someday! Totally worth a long distance relationship even though it is hard sometimes. They totally make it worth it!

I am so glad I took the time to get to know my featherheart, (he / she) is my soulmate!

by OneAnonymous August 10, 2017