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fanny wipe

Derogatory expression meaning complete unthinking idiot
You're such a fanny wipe

Don't be such a fanny wipe
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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fanny bloom

A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)
"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."
by Lone Rogue March 24, 2009
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Fanny Fart

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.
'Did you just fanny fart?'

Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'
by miss drop December 3, 2007
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fanny pelmet

a short skirt that barely covers ones fanny
that hooker at q bar, saigon was wearing a great fanny pelmet
by flebert December 10, 2006
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fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex
Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"
by Big Dan The Destroyer & Co October 23, 2006
mugGet the fanny pastemug.

Fanny Pack.

its like an extra pocket you where outside of your clothes.
"what does our gym teacher keep in that damn Fanny Pack.?"

"zebra cakes, vodka, and scotch. Oh and bandaids."
by je$! July 8, 2009
mugGet the Fanny Pack.mug.

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