Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top

- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence

by No go bro March 3, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

reverse facial

A variation of a snowball where the woman (or man) spits a mouthful of cum back in her partners face

Dude, I was fucking that goth chick and she gave me an unprompted reverse facial. Shit was nasty. .. But kinda hot..

by visborne January 24, 2022

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.

Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021