vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Cyber Facial

When a Male ejacualtes on the screen of his phone, which on it has a picture of another person.

Damn! Frederick just gave that hoe a cyber facial!

by Mcitis August 10, 2016

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Wasabi facial

When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.

My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.

Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019