Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.

Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.

by H.1988 December 9, 2025

lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017

vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024

chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021