Express Stop

To almost stop at a stop and roll on through when there is no traffic.
He: Hey, we're late, let's get going.
You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.
by wiley cyprus June 27, 2009
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014
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When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
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elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 22, 2014
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Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOOimitating a train whistle.
Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.
by Maker Kc February 17, 2025
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Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021
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copenhagen express

When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
by ThatOneGuy201552 October 28, 2017
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