Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.
by Disney2123 June 15, 2025
Get the MacBook envymug. When a member of a group that has historically oppressed others sees the general public having empathy for oppressed people, they become jealous of that attention and they engage in mental gymnastics so that they can see themselves as some type of victim
People like to pretend there’s a war on Christmas because they have victim envy
“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”
“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”
by Posternutbag811 November 16, 2023
Get the Victim Envymug. When you bust out a mad wheelie on a Harley Davidson street glade and your friend refuses to accept the awesomeness of its existence.
by Jmk501 April 21, 2018
Get the Wheelie envymug. "gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
Get the Apocalypse envymug. Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)
1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
Get the Freeness Envymug. Cloud envy is self explanatory; being envious of the clouds and truly wanting to flow, and be free, just like them. This phrase is used by Shikamaru from Naruto in the Chunin Exams where he is stressed out and looks to the sky with cloud envy wishing his life was easy and that he could just go with the flow without a care in the world.
Person 1: Ugh i'm so stressed rn, I wish i could just let everything go.
Person 2: Sounds like you got cloud envy my guy.
Person 2: Sounds like you got cloud envy my guy.
by jj'sfav July 8, 2023
Get the Cloud Envymug. by skelebro1 May 12, 2022
Get the Witch of Envymug.