silent duck

The shape the hand makes while fisting.

Dude, your mom is soo freaky she begged for the silent duck and now my watch is missing

by Super Flynn November 28, 2007

duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

by Joe the Hoe November 07, 2012

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

by Duck Vaccumer April 13, 2016

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 04, 2014