Dorice

The only person who can describe themselves as a state. If she is really being honest about herself, she will say: I-DA-HO.

Dorice should get a tee shirt from IDAHO.

by fuggubitch November 23, 2010

Doris

a) a hip mamacita who hates people that "tYpe lYke DiSh" because they are complete morons that should be pushed into a pit of fire
b) sexy and intelligent

My dream is to be a Doris so I can get all the men!

by Doris February 16, 2004

Have a Doris

As Doris Day used to sing "Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera)so therefore the day shall be whatever it will be. Doris Day always made many people smile when she sung this song giving everyone a great feeling.

Have a Doris day, all day

by LeRye October 9, 2008

pulling a doris

arriving late and leaving early from work at the same day - the activity which causes being late and leaving early can not be work/productivity related.

I am pulling a doris today (coming in late, because picking up my dry cleaning and leave early to go my gym class.)

by deutsches frau June 27, 2008

dorien

the most rank ass wipe you will ever meet and always fucks up with women. fucks his dog and he loves anime. the gayest prick ever

oh fuck its a dorien, run!!!

by national freak accociation December 21, 2016

funki-dori

cud also b spelt funky-dory meanin sumfin reli kl, cud b used 4 ppl, actions or fings;

"wow sara's skirt is lyk sooooo funki-dori"

by eggz March 31, 2005

Dori

A Dori looks like a poodle and causes all sorts of drama and should be avoided at all costs, if caught with a Dori you should try to have the least amount of exposure as possible as you will watch yourself become a cold shell of a person and be "mean" to everyone around you. You will also sense the massive need to consume drama and try to ruin your best friends relationship and brag about stuff that doesn't matter. You also get jealous of anyone and anything that is "cooler" and is expensive. Exposure to a Dori for more than One Hour is extremely dangerous and you should contact a Psychiatrist if you find you have that need to eat drama.

She is also a girl that for some reason has a lot of friends, She can be a "jerk" 90% of the time and treats all of her friends like dirt. Every once in a while she's nice but for the most part she's not.

The examples are what a friend of a Dori would say and what a Dori would say when drama presents itself.

"It bothers Dori that I have more money than her."

"Oh my god did you hear what her boyfriend just did?"

by Shimpa November 14, 2011