by Devin blub September 16, 2007
That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.
by stully August 10, 2006
by kennedy nash November 28, 2009
1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.
2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!
2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!
2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 21, 2010
The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.
More broadly refered as a troll.
More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
by Cohen816 January 25, 2009
Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
by Timmy75894 February 03, 2010