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Black Doctor

Something that is un-herd of

He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
"Did you heir about Trevor i heir he was ridding he bike, and got struck by lightin! now he's plaing to be a Black Doctor!"
by Sok670001 October 29, 2011
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minge doctor

A geinocologist (or however its spelt)
Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003
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Doctor Who

THE good doctor!! w00t

Popular science fiction show. UK

Tom Baker was the best doctor BTW

He uses the TARDIS on a regular basis
by djjiles February 20, 2005
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Doctor

A person, sometimes unfortunately either a narcissist or someone who really needs to see a doctor themselves but lacks the executive functioning to work out that they have a problem which is not in the best interests of their patient.

In all cases, if you are going to approach a doctor or any professional with Internet or external information, you had better be sure it's worthy or entertainable

They are typically human in design, about 1.60- 2m in height, usually with 2 legs and the ability to raise or lower your blood pressure through their sheer confidence and aura of rationality.

In a percentages of cases, a doctor is a person who uses their brain and their amazing knowledge banks to treat a person successfully without trying to keep them hanging on like a gravy train drip. These people will try and study your history instead of turning their virtual roulette wheel loaded with 36 drugs.

These people should have the title Dr. DemiGod + <earth name>
"Doctor I don't think you are listening to me"

DOCTOR: "And youuuuuu are? Oh, take some pills and come back on your next pay day."
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by the apathetic one December 11, 2009
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Doctor Pussy Magnet

A nickname/pronoun that is applied to an individual with a skill, personality, or physical attribute (such as playing the guitar, nice sense of humor, or a well toned body) that makes him particularly attractive to women. This term has been originally coined by Geoff Ramsey of Rooster Teeth on the Rooster Teeth podcast.
Did your hear? Doctor Pussy Magnet got laid again after playing his guitar outside the dorm.
by PabloJeezy November 5, 2011
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Doctor

As in The Eagles song Life in the Fast Lane. "He said call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash. The doctor said he's coming, but you gotta pay in cash."
by P-Ron March 9, 2010
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facebook doctor

A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.

used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."

Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
by AliceBobCarol October 17, 2013
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