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Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.
Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"
by Btzu August 23, 2020
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Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.
When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.
by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021
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Annie Dockx

Annie is the Hottest girl ever
Her mood can change the weather
She has golden eyes
And you will never be able to say goodbyes
A natural queen and leader

So hot she a heater
Annie Dockx is similar to the ocean, mysterious, brave, wild, skinny, colorful, happy but also so sad, curved, and so much more.
"oh my gosh!"
"WHAT!?"
"that's so Annie Dockx"
"The Ocean?"
"yuh (gazes off in jealousy)"
by maleslayer March 1, 2022
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Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
by MX5J6 March 25, 2022
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