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Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain

1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010
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Explicit things found in Disney movies

Aladdin: before "A Whole New World" Aladdin asks Jasmine if she wants to go on a carpet ride, Rajah the tiger attacks him and he whispers "Good teens take off their clothes"

The Little Mermaid: (1) When TLM was first put out on video in 1990, a penis can be seen on a pillar-type pole on the castle.
(2) During Eric and Vanessa's wedding sequence, the minister appears like he has an erection.

The Rescuers: For a few frames, a photograph of a topless woman can be seen in a window.

The Lion King: After "Hakuna Matata", once Simba lies down at night, the dust cloud going by spells out 'sex'

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: (1) For a few frames, Jessica Rabbit can be seen with her dress blown up with no underwear
(2) Donald Duck calls Daffy Duck a racial slur (I don't want to say it on the site, even though it's on here a lot)
information from: www.snopes.com (the disney section)
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004
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Walt Disney World Cast Member

An employee of Any of the Walt Disney World Resorts. They refer to themselves as Cast Members and their respective places of work as stages. They adhere to a set of rules and guidelines that are fairly secretive to promote great synergy and atmosphere.

Also abbreviated as "CM" or "WDWCM."
I had a really good experience with Josh, a Walt Disney World Cast Member in recreation at one of the Water Parks.
by PresidentPorter November 15, 2010
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Disneyism

The practice of buying major companies to build a huge monopoly.
This company is notorious for Disneyism
by Doctor WTF April 5, 2019
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Disneyism

(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).

(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.

(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.

(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."

*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.

Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:

(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)

(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.

(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010
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Disneyitis

Disneyitis is a common disease in which the mother (OR mother and father) of a main character dies or gets high levels of anger and becomes a villain.
Sadly, Elsa & Anna’s mother has caught Disneyitis.”
by Boris’s Aunt January 25, 2022
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Disneyitis

The result of watching too much Disney Channel, like a Jessie marathon during season 4.
Boy 1: What's up!
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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