pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

Another_potato_directioner

Another_potato_directioner is a person who stans 1d and is a potato. Potato as in just lays in bed and eats all day long. Check on instagram and follow them.

For eg: hey why don't you do anything rather than sitting in bed and crying to 1d songs?
Person: venessa, I'm a ✨Another_potato_directioner✨

by POTATOOOOOIII April 11, 2022

Musty Queef Detection

shhhhh

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023

Pressure in the other direction

Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.

Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

in every direction

in all directions

You can see fissures going in every direction.

by Arminkshipper January 31, 2026

Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming

You know... You could probably set up a system where you obstruct the ability of the person you are firing misses at to detect individual missiles. Like, you get into their sonar and then blot out the individual missile on the end of the receiver.

Hym Iam "Yeah. That would probably work. Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming. Do that."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019