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David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"
by imagine that May 17, 2018
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David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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David

Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David
by haha you noob April 11, 2020
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David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
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David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
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David

a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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