dan conn

When someone is an asshole with a smug attitude for no reason but to conpensate for his small dick

Dude that guy at the party last night was being such a dan conn!

by Captain Quee February 24, 2012

Dan's Mom

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

by Dan's mom December 9, 2008

Dan Marsala

Wow Dan Marsala is the fucking awesome lead singer of story of the year This is a great band
He is a super singer and writer, he screams awesome so i can't not belive that nobody described him before so i think he's soooo talented and the band too; and his eyes are too beautiful

Give him a chance

Dan Marsala is One of the best singers of the current rock scene

by Mine Of The Year July 30, 2006

Dan Gross

The biggest Jew, Pothead and Fag on earth.

Guy: you are the biggest Dan Gross EVER!!
Guy 2: What the nigger...am not

by Adolfo Sanchez March 7, 2009

Dan Whitesides

The wonderful, hilarious, sexy, sweet and random drummer for The Used.

Dan Whitesides replaced Brandon Steineckert in The Used after Brandon went to drum for Rancid.
I f*&*ing love The Used.

by mikylovesTheUsed March 22, 2010

Dan Tal-Har

An Israeli goddess summoned from south Florida in early 1992. As legend goes, she watches over many Jewish people and brings them inner peace, happiness, and love.

She has been depicted by people in many different forms, however a positive outlook has remained when you think of the desert goddess.

Jew: omg its dan tal-har the goddess of the chosen.

Jew2: cool. lets go back inside.

Jew: yeah its fuckin hot out here.

Jew2: look there she goes a-flyin away.

Jew: wooooo.

by PsychicFishKiller April 13, 2009

Dan and Phil

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are the best people on Earth and if any one says different they are going to die a sad death one day. They will never know the happiness that Dan and Phil have created for people all around the world. That includes themselves. They're happy because they like to entertain. Them bieng happy makes us Phannies happy.

Person one: Hey. Do you watch Dan and Phil?
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Person 1: Lets be friends.

by Anonymous_Phan July 10, 2019