dad 

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

dad by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

Dad 

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

Dad by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

Dad 

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

Dad by bigmilkers69 June 12, 2022

Dad 

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

Dad by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 16, 2022

Dad 

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

Dad by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

DAD 

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR

DAD by anonymous July 5, 2022

Dad 

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

Dad by My momma son July 6, 2022