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Cult-ivate

To grow your or someone else's cult.
We must cult-ivate so we can take over the amogus!
by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy March 31, 2022
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Mr B Cult

Led by Deklen, cheer on while you listen to the great song in the cult.
I am part of the Mr B Cult/
by Im_Player January 17, 2023
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Vegetatard Cult

A cult that is currently taking over anime tiktok. created by Vegetatard
have u heard of the Vegetatard Cult? yeah its taking over tiktok
by meep.v August 5, 2021
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this is not a cult podcast

Only the BEST podcast ever, featuring The Thrill, Young Don, and Astro Dior. New episodes monday and thursday.
Me: Have you seen the newest episode of This is Not a Cult podcast?
Person: Nah
Me: Are you crazy!?
by TheBesteveryeah December 16, 2022
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Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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bash cult

Sect of satanism in which members participate in monthly sacrifices. The Bash Cult was responsible for the deaths/disappearances of over 400 individulals. Members included, H.H.Holmes, Edward Fish, Jeffery Dahmer, and others.
Babe sexy booty satan darn datass obese norgo heroin meth crystalheroin bash cult
by Bashcult January 22, 2014
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vegeta cult

The Vegeta cult is for the elite. If you are in the cult then you are cool. If you want to join then you must use a TikTok pfp containing an anime character with a green jack/Vegeta jacket.
Killua : Are you in the Vegeta Cult?
Tanjiro: Yep
Killua: Sweet, I am too!
by KILLUA’S LOVER August 6, 2021
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