Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
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Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.
Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"
by butthole snurger March 21, 2009
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creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks
Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks
by TheManfre September 08, 2018
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Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside
by Little love spider October 06, 2022
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Creamy Kimmi

When one person puts a cream egg into their anus letting it melt. They then proceed to fart out the cream egg while their partner eats the melted egg remains. A creamy Kimmi. Named after the inventer and Tik Tok star Kimmi Kaiy.
"What did you get up to last night?"

"My girlfriend gave me a creamy Kimmi"
by Kimmi Kaiy February 10, 2023
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Mr. creamy

when a guy ejaculates so hard his sperms become creamy and ready for soup.
aaron: yo i heard mike did a Mr. creamy

renald: yeah bruh it’s kinda awesome
aaron: how do you know?
by mrcreamyfan142 December 24, 2019
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creamy wrinkle

when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age
I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle
by Viridianhero June 29, 2024
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