by @LUKEPERUKE ON INSTA June 1, 2018

by iwishlifehadaltf4 November 12, 2018

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

by applebananaorange November 5, 2015

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
by Jay McEv November 16, 2019

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
by qumay July 23, 2016
