Larry the Cableguy

Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".

Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.

by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009

icing a cable

wanking over someone else shit that is left unflushed in a toilet e.g. at work toilet

bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable

by jhkt3 May 12, 2010

[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared

My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?

by red headed clanker July 8, 2011

cradlerobber

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.

that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

cradle of filth

worst band of all time. period.

'Oh Cradle of Filth are amzing' *SLAP

by chikka*tikka December 9, 2008

rocking the cradle

yo-yo trick. also, the act of rocking a cradle.

Yo, that guy is doing a "rocking the cradle"

He's rocking the cradle to get the baby to sleep

by Stew Pidasso February 17, 2004

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007