spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 04, 2023

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta December 28, 2016

Faux crab

Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.

Dude this crab dip tastes great." "Yeah, and its faux crab too!

by Natwdawg February 25, 2011

Crab arm

When a kid named Eric's arm is fucking curled up and he try's to rap but sucks ass.

Eric fisted Mr. Donovan with his crab arm while being called a retard by a gay kid named Matt.

by Dick wand June 11, 2014

Crab Culture

The rising sensation of the urge to pinch someone. Often times very violently.

I'm really feeling the crab culture.

by jordanmonty May 04, 2020

Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.

Join the Order of the Crab Young one

by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021