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Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
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Ass- Coverers

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).
Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
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covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit
my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains
by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022
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dust cover

A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"

There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.
"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"
by SquashedDuck August 9, 2016
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chocolate covered corn

When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole
Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"

Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"
by Trdx August 30, 2023
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Bullhonkey Cover

A bullhonkey cover is a RidewithGPS privacy zone cover used by CDOT road bicycles to mask activity recorded on Mountain biking trails.
Sophie: Oh sh!t why am I on the C-470 trail instead of C-470? Stupid group ride! I guess I will use a bullhonkey cover to mask that embarassment up and stick to the shoulder from this fucking moment till the moment I die.
by Boo Radley Game December 11, 2024
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sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...
did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”
by toast.whore January 29, 2021
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