count it

A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.

The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"

by The Street 57 October 18, 2007

countard

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.

I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!

by cynic72 October 22, 2008

counterlean

you are in a car and the driver takes the bends with force so you lean into the bend to compensate the lean of the car making you stay upright

damn paul i had to counterlean through that bend ... slow down

by brillweb101 August 24, 2009

Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Counterloaf

1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

by Kinomora December 30, 2011

Counter-Strike

The best Tactical Shooter FPS Series of all time. It has the perfect blend of skill, aim, twitch movements, patience, teamwork and strategy.

Glorious Gamer Guy #1: Do you play the best Tactical Shooter FPS?
Glorious Gamer Guy #2: You mean Counter-Strike? Yeah.

by clarissajohnson94 June 11, 2014

counterproductive

having the opposite of the desired effect.

Person A posts on a forum on behalf of B, Person B posts a similar message on that forum so A removes their post, shortly after B removes their post.
When questioned B said 'I don't like talking to strangers!' - counterproductive

by safesploit May 19, 2015