Aussie Cossack

A large turd in the form of a person born and raised in Sydney Australia. Effectively a mouthpiece for Pro-Russian propaganda. Currently hiding from an assault charge in the Russian Consulate in Sydney.

Boy that Aussie Cossack sure is a giant Putin loving turd

by Gorath beervan March 7, 2023

Dirty Cormac Smith

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!

by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022

The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable

Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

The Cormac Ó Thuama

This species is very dangerous.It lurkes in the night.I pray for you if you eat cereal at night

The Cormac ó Thuama killed my family

by Stephen O thuama May 21, 2024

The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.

I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.

by SangMfa February 25, 2026

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

Made of the same cosmic dust

Inspired by Pidges line in Voltron legendary defenders, how ultimately we are all equal and are all made of the same particles and data then everything else that has, is and will ever exist in the fathomable universe.

"It can be said that everyone and everything is Made of the same cosmic dust"

by Rowrotom December 14, 2025