Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Collin Sunday

An absolute bad ass, tall, blonde, handsome. This individual is unrivaled and cannot be compared to any mortal and everyone wishes that they could have the abilities of this amazing person. Girls drop their panties for him and they wish they could be with him but his is only loyal to one.

Everyone ever: I wish I could be as awesome as Collin Sunday.

by sexybitch243 January 8, 2020

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

collinscarmen2

The Lord Of Mutes On The Tuba Warriors Discord Server, That Everyone Fears.

Someone: Ha! I Just Broke A Rule In The Server
Collinscarmen2: *Cocks Mute Bot*

by Your’e pseudonym October 28, 2020

Collin

Collin is an internet cult leader and meme maker. Collin is god-like, he may even be God himself. One of the coolest, hottest people out there.

Collin is so epic, I'm in love with Collin.

by collin mcballin October 12, 2020

Collin Kitts

This is the act shoving dog bones into the anus and smothering barbecue sauce around the butt and proceeding to give a rim job and then jizzing on the stomach and eating the jizz with a saltine cracker.

I obliterated my girlfriend by Collin Kitts her

by Collin Kitts December 27, 2020

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021