Coconut

When youre high on concaine and you give head until they nut. You become a coconut.

I need to get off. Find me a coconut. Those chicks are a done deal.

by MelMelJo March 30, 2021

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie August 23, 2016

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Coconut

Racial slur used to describe an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person who, either has black or brown skin, or who identifies as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person in Australia; who acts assimilated and as if they have forgotten their traditional cultural heritage. Referring to dark outside and white on the inside.

Jeez that Jacinta is such a coconut, she might look like a blackfulla, but inside she is all white.

by WhoLooksStupidNow October 2, 2020

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it

"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."

by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023