Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
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Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
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by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
Get the thanos in the closet mug.A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
by barrettday69 March 16, 2010
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by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008
Get the Closet WoWer mug.Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
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