clothes racism

the act of disliking/judging a clothing specifically for the colour of its fabric, but not by the content of its drip.

you brown piece of shirt! you look ugly.

do not judge me based on the colour of my fabric, that is clothes racism. but please judge me by the contents of my drip.

by Martin D. King September 15, 2022

Cloth Drama

A purely one sided fabricated issue dilated to be 100x worse than what it actually is

well you wouldn’t get it, there’s so much you don’t know

Stfu with yo damn cloth drama

by GonkTinker March 27, 2022

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021