“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
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A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
by King Needsome December 27, 2005
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plural: clockblockers
1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
plural: clockblockers
1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
by redmattersite August 4, 2018
Get the Clockblocker mug.A term used to refer to the inferior feeling a white male feels when seeing a black cock either in porn or in real life. The larger size of the black cock makes any hetro white into a sissy for black cock. He is no longer a man. He is forever the black man's bitch.
John's girlfriend finally talked him into a three way but when John saw what Tyrone had in his pants he immediately became Black Cock Gay.
by gold & silver May 9, 2023
Get the Black Cock Gay mug.The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
by UncleShylock July 25, 2006
Get the cockblockery mug.A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
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