Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017

Classic AD moment

When your homie AD does something that looks funny af

man when AD had gay buttsex with that hobo that was a Classic AD moment

by Bruce magnum April 12, 2021

coca cola classic

A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.

I lost all my teeth cuz of coca cola classic

by Weal donald twump August 2, 2017

Classic white girl

A caucasian girl makes absolutely no sense.

She is such a classic white girl.

by Bean2017altoids December 2, 2017

The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

classic rock whoredom

The act of using badass songs, oldies but goodies, to increase the awesomeness of a scene or montage.

Examples of classic rock whoredom include:
1. Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas (Supernatural, Anchorman)
2. Dream On - Aerosmith (Argo, Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate)
3. Pretty much any song by AC/DC (Iron Man, Supernatural)
4. Baba O'Riley - The Who (The Girl Next Door)
5. Don't Stop Believing - Journey (pretty much every fucking thing you've ever watched)
6. Under Pressure - Queen (honestly, where haven't you heard this song?)

by IndigoPhoenix21 August 20, 2013