The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 09, 2023

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Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 08, 2017

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Classic AD moment

When your homie AD does something that looks funny af

man when AD had gay buttsex with that hobo that was a Classic AD moment

by Bruce magnum April 13, 2021

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Classic Haley Move

A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.

Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.

-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.

-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.

by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 25, 2017

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