Clamato week

A woman's menstrual period.

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.

by ageektheory August 25, 2013

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

claimsy

Someone who claims they have achieved something, often without a witness to verify the claim. Basically big noting themselves.

Austin was claiming he got barrelled on a wave on the boat back to the island yesterday but no one else saw him make it. He's such a claimer. Yeah good old claimsy at it again.

by shazlick stick October 31, 2013

clam rammer

A man who fucks rapidly

She said you were a clam rammer.

by cracklet February 20, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Clambering

Complaining and/or joking around

Quit clambering and do your job.

by nonamenigga- November 18, 2016

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016