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Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.
by Hershey400 May 16, 2009
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Claire

A weird girl that is artistic. All her friends come to her for relationship (and other) advice, even though she is usually single. Always ready to put up a fight for herself or her friends, she is a super sexy chick who has sass written all over her. Even with her wild attitude, she is wise and caring, making a Claire a natural born leader.
by Fiarya December 28, 2011
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Claired

You just got claired!!!!
by Catsarecuteaspop June 22, 2017
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Kick the chair

What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.
by Steven May 8, 2004
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Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
by Cerys B March 23, 2010
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beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.
by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012
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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 17, 2017
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