Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
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Get the Kick the chair mug.1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.
2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?
That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
by Cerys B March 23, 2010
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by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012
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Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
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