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Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.
Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'
by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019
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Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
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christmas outfit

1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.

2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.
Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."
by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016
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christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.
Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.
by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017
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Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!
by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016
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sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.
Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
by mikalover January 13, 2010
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Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.
Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.
by Mister Creant December 28, 2020
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