Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 3, 2004

chode

fat ass boto that is shorter than it is wide.

Waika Veneciano licked Omar Mirza's chode while rubbing his own chode.

by dumbfuck October 13, 2004

Chode

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

by mopshit January 4, 2003

Chode

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

by tuna May 16, 2003

chode

A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode!"

by cheesedude May 19, 2003

chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 2, 2003