Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
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After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
Get the Chinese Food mug.My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time
by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006
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jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.
by anglocolombiano86 January 2, 2010
Get the chinese tank mug.The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.
Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013
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Get the chinese hotdog mug.The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
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