centinaur 

A rare mythical creature that is difficult to spot. They are similar to centaurs, but they have an invisible horn that distinguishes them from the classic centaur. They are known to be excellent at everything they attempt and rarely, if ever, do they sleep.

A centaur. Plus a horn. Turned invisible. Minus sleep. Multiplied by perfection. Equals centinaur.

centinaur by singwithkites May 10, 2011

centerpost 

To spearhead; take the lead

Dennis didn't have the skills to coordinate a project, so Lindsey had to centerpost the effort.

centerpost by Lindserb August 15, 2015

Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

Best Buy Mobile Centipede by Franky619 October 27, 2010

5 Centimeters Per Second 

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

5 Centimeters Per Second by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

21st Century Humor 

1. memes you see on r/okbuddyretard (subreddit)
2. an absolute mess of old vines, loud sound effects, fart noises, meme songs, deepfake, flightreacts, markiplier, nostalgia critic, sans from undertale, five nights at freddy's, circles and arrows you see on clickbait videos, arab funny, emojis, and, on rare occasions, tiktok memes.

These 21st Century Humor memes are absolute cancer.

21st Century Humor by epic memelord August 11, 2020

2 cents 

A humble opinion. Just being humble and saying its worth only two cents.

I think corvette is the hottest non exotic car on the road but thats just my two cents.

2 cents by LedVTECin July 24, 2004

Center Surfing 

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.

Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)

Center Surfing by KaseCharles October 25, 2011