Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

Camping wedgie by anonymous July 15, 2023

Cumming

Im cumming

OH FUCK IM CUMMING

Cumming by 0fu0fu0ug1iucihw July 27, 2023

camping DMs 

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

camping DMs by RaidenSears August 17, 2023

Cummingbird 

When you paint your dick red, cover it in maple syrup, and stand next to a hummingbird feeder until a hummingbird lands on your dick and feeds from your urethra

I dick is sore and sunburned from doing the cummingbird yesterday afternoon.

Cummingbird by THORAXX666 October 6, 2023

Camping in Catherine 

Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.

...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...

Camping in Catherine by Violetly N October 25, 2023

Carminger Doctrine 

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.

Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine

Carminger Doctrine by RustGirl October 27, 2023

Chamming

chomping or chewing loudly created by isla butterworth

you’re chamming very loud

Chamming by islaisfillofshit October 31, 2023