Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (>16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?!"
"yeah bro thats the minor lover"

by orbiixt January 23, 2024

Callum

Annoying,very very annoying, no one likes him except people like him tries to be normal but fails miserably

Fuck Off Callum

by Stoinx But Grammar September 21, 2020

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020

callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.

“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”

by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018