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Canada is a North American country stretching from the U.S. in the south to the Arctic Circle in the north. Major cities include massive Toronto, west coast film centre Vancouver, French-speaking Montréal and Québec City, and capital city Ottawa. Canada's vast swaths of wilderness include lake-filled Banff National Park in the Rocky Mountains. It's also home to Niagara Falls, a famous group of massive waterfalls
Wow, I love Canada so much. Along with Tim Hortons.
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Candace is an awesome girl
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Canada

The best country in the world, straight up facts and people don't believe in its existence, so Canada is a paradox thats based since they never lost in a war.
Person 1: Why you going to Canada

Gigachad: Because it's epik.
by TheUrbanCrafter July 13, 2023
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West Canada Valley

Welcome to west canada valley high school here you will see a lot of students giving up in life due to the teachers poor academic skills when you walk in the smelling halls of nasty dying fish from all the girls with stds u will find most of the girls in the bathroom smoking nicotine and the boys bathroom smells like piss. West Canada is a go to play if u really hate your life and want the teachers to ruin it even more. You will mostly see girls that wear belly shirts and booty shorts or girls that are gay and have undercuts. The boys on the other hand have mullets or long hair while wearing jeans boots and ripped shirts. Welcome to the school of homophobic teachers and students that don’t care.
Oh u go to West Canada Valley you must work on a farm and have no life
by Yomama1457 September 21, 2021
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On Top Canada TV

On Top Canada TV is an consistently growing Canadian entertainment, music & news outlet on all social media platforms. They have worked with hundreds of Canadian/American artists, businesses, and other outlets. Starting in September 2020 On Top Canada is one of the fastest growing outlets in Canada and the best place for entertainment and news in Canada.

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Oh my god did you see what On Top Canada TV posted? It’s the best page in Canada!
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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
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Canada

The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1

Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?

American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.

Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?

American: So who won the hockey game last night?

Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?

American: Wow...
by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009
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