Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 04, 2020
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Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine March 29, 2016
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crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 12, 2017
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Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 26, 2023
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crunch and crux

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
by Carli9 February 05, 2017
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 12, 2009
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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 10, 2010
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