A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
by Sexual Chocolate Cup February 26, 2011
Get the Wizard Ballsmug. The person dedicated to ensuring that the two men engaged in a double penetration sexual act do not have skin to skin contact.
"Gordo and I were making this bitch Sheila airtight last weekend and almost had an incident, but thankfully Rhonda was there to be the ball wall. Don't want anyone to think we're gay or anything."
by Deuce2Deuce February 6, 2017
Get the Ball Wallmug. A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone
by smackrabbits January 23, 2023
Get the soggy ballmug. by Delta-3174 March 4, 2021
Get the Pixar ballingmug. A small cavity created where the abductor longus muscles of the inner thigh and inguinal meet near the groin. This intersection creates a “pocket” that a testical, if large and saggy enough, can flop over into and cause excessive sweat and rash. Typically found in redneck southerners, especially redheads (sometimes referred to as a soulless ginger). Occasionally used as a a “scratch distraction” to entice sexual activity with the female species.
by Captain Chet October 16, 2020
Get the Ball pocketmug. Andrea needs to be balls strong and make a decision relating to what the company standard will be and stop being such a pussy!
by ALD420 May 13, 2015
Get the balls strongmug. 