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Bribery snacks

These are the types of snacks you have probably experienced or at least seen once in your life, and they are basically defined by the name. In other words, these are snacks that you see at a booth or a stand belonging to a company. Not to be confused with free samples (though it's a little similar), these are not snacks from the company but things such as brownies/cookies, typical Halloween candy, chips, and generic unhealthy food. These are all things that a company does at those stands to remind you of them as you eat the bribery snack. Though of course you'll take it because it's free (even if you'll have to listen to the people at the stand talking and you nodding your head even though you have no idea what they are talking about). If you still don't understand this, please read about free samples.
Man 1: So how was your day at the mall yesterday?
Man 2: Didn't really buy anything but I got some bribery snacks.
Man 1: Sick! Got any you can share with me?
by anonymous November 10, 2022
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Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.
by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
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biercing

Noun - biercing: jewelry added to a beard

Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another

Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair

Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard
The community of hirsute men having grown tired of the same look every day is looking to bierce their beards. Estheticians of all types are seeing an opportunity raise the bar on biercing. A cottage industry of professional biercers is rising in 2023.
by Konundrummer January 12, 2023
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Briar Rose Moore

Briar Rose Moore is a very nice girl. She is very intelligent and athletic. She’s always messing with Christopher James Dent. At times she can be very mean.
by Chris.JD March 16, 2023
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Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.
Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.
by Dick Focker April 30, 2023
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Baierizum

Verb: The act of buying something you already own because you can find the first one in your hoarding mess. The purchasing of a duplicate item due to the inability to locate the original one amidst a cluttered or disorganized living space.

Note: The term "Baierizum" is a playful neologism and not commonly found in standard dictionaries. It is derived from the factual scenario of any person or persons from the family named "Baier" who engages in this peculiar shopping behavior on a regular basis.
Example: Uncle Tom baierizumed a claw hammer he thought he had lost, only to have the new hammer delivered three hours after he found the original one buried under a pile of old tools and junk.
by HeyChubba May 23, 2023
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briar effect

When you look at a picture of a nerdy teenage boy and get a physical reaction. This can be in the form of a gag, cringe, wince, stomach pain, or nauseaz
“Bro look at this cute guy I have a crush on”
“EW WHAT THE FUCK GET THAT AWAY FROM ME IM GETTING THE BRIAR EFFECT RIGHT NOW
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