brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.

Mom's got another Brad over tonight.

by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023

Brad Special

“The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.

Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special

by RealGoofer December 8, 2023

Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey

Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.

by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023

Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.

"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"

by bradassfuck April 26, 2022

Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

Bradded

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.

Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.

I’m definitely not going to get bradded this weekend.
I’m absolutely bradded right now

by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023