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dumb blonde joke 

A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!

brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.

black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.

brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.

black-haired person: Good idea.

The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
An over-rated hair color or person with such a hair color. Many girls think it makes them hot when in fact it doesn't. It just makes them clones who, in about a month, with have dark greasy roots growing out of their scalps. Gross.
Cara, Sadie, and Maurissa are girls who think they are hot because they bleach their hair blonde.
blonde by erin_mavourneen September 1, 2008

Dumb blonde joke 

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.
Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
Blondes by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008
blondes are fun and crazy and hyper
wow your so blonde but we love you!!!
Blondes by blondie May 6, 2005

Blonde Bitches 

A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
My blonde bitch has no gag reflex. Fuck yes.

Sexy ass blonde bitches taking it hard.
Blonde Bitches by Cap'n Bro August 6, 2011