Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

blessed

A very multitalented person , can be shy at times , but outspoken when it comes to proving (his or her )point in arguments . Usually not too tall, like about 5ft 7inches , at times can be very lazy , but the most amazing thing is (his or her) humility, would never admit that he or she is multitalented , very intelligent , cares a lot about friends and can get very emotional at times.

Wow! Blessed , ur voice is like that of an angel

by Makshat May 4, 2019

Blessed

Synonymous to weird

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?

by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022

Blessing

Blessing is a blessing indeed your mom named you right

OMG BLESSING TEXTED ME IM BLESSED

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

bless up

“bless up” can mean a multitude of things. most commonly used in terms up “thank you” or “thank god”. it can also mean “that’s good” or “good job”. basically meaning “good going” its hard one to define.

Person 1: “I got that job promotion”
Person 2: “Bless up.

by fine niggas😘😘 June 22, 2023