Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

skill biscuit

a straight up g. whose ass is so ridicalous it makes you wanna get there number. you wish you could have skillz like this pimp. all the boys come to the yard to see her milkshakes.

hey girl you soo fine gosh your a real skill biscuit....CAN I GETCHOOO NUMBAA?!

by imawesome143poww January 13, 2011

piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

by KingRob February 19, 2009

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

Arm Biscuit

1. Generally: A good looking woman or man that accompanies a more well known person to formal events.

2. Specifically: The boyfriend of a man that is revealed when a well know male celebrity comes out of the closet.

Did you see the arm biscuit that Lance Bass had with him the other day?

by Hossome February 23, 2009

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013