dracula biscuit

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012

Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

flipping a biscuit

Breaking a window beacause your marching band students are not paying attention.

Y'all best stop messin around, or I'm gonna be flipping a biscuit

by PedoPandabear December 9, 2016

German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.

Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play

by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something

stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!

by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011