beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender

- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer

by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs November 4, 2015

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.

Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.

by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011

beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles

Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.

A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"

by scuzzie August 5, 2009