Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
Get the Dick Beersmug. A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019
Get the Shower Beermug. when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
Get the beer cutemug. a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.
by Bumpyjonas March 7, 2017
Get the beer orphanmug. Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
Get the Beer Poochmug. A quick-and-dirty method of determining your BAC is to consider one 12-ounce beer (at 4% alcohol-by-volume), one 8-ounce glass of wine (at 12% ABV), or one shot (at 40% ABV) as being the same thing.
The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.
One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.
One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
Take, for example, one 24-oz. can of Steel Reserve. At 8.1% ABV, it is twice as strong as a Standard Beer. At 24 ounces, it is also twice as large as a Standard Beer. 2 x 2 = 4. Therefore, one big Steelie is equal to four Standard Beers, and will raise the average man's BAC by .08%.
by The Prodigal Alcoholic October 20, 2009
Get the Standard beermug. by Blizzard Milan June 16, 2018
Get the beer backmug.