because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014

Beck

Beck is an absolute monster in the gym. From the bench press to the leg press, nobody can beat him. Beck will probably be the funniest person you will ever meet. Very successful in life career wise as well as with the ladies. Every man some aspire to be like Beck.

Wow i just had a conversation with Beck and he made me laugh within seconds. While we were talking I noticed how strong he was. I am so jealous!

by DonnieDuck22 February 17, 2019

because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

Beckhamed

to miss a penalty kick

He should have made that but he totally beckhamed.

by Myles Longstein June 24, 2004

Glenn Beck

Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.

Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."

by Rationalismo April 4, 2011

Glenn Beck.

The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.

Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!

by Tommy Waring September 2, 2010

Glenn Beck

A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.

Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!

Seriously do you need to know more?

by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011