Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

beaner rag

what a mexican uses to jerk off into; specifically a tissue or a dirty condom found on the dirt.

tito gave me his used beaner rag for my turn at it.

by makjfadfha November 6, 2007

bible-beater

a person who's overly religious in their thinking, and takes the christian beliefs system waaay to far and literally. may or may not end up knocking atr your door or on the streets of a large city trying to convince you to become a monk, or to convert to xyv religion.

i said i am not becomming a nun you damn bible beater!

by gillian May 3, 2004

Beaver Diva

A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.

"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"

by Matt & Annie January 13, 2009

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

beaner buster

slang name for a border cop, border police

That beaner buster caught Pedro and jailed him!

by da0ibdbf August 1, 2010

Beaver Sleepover

when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked

Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.

by Arad01234 March 4, 2011